Foxy Deploys Baby Gambit
• Parole violation?: Foxy Brown becomes the most recent celebrity ne'er-do-well to conceive get-out-of-jail-free fetus.
• You're next, Dakota Fanning: Hayden Panettiere turns 18 today. Creepy weirdos everywhere rejoice.
• That ship has sailed : Esteemed View alumnus Meredith Vieira may want to leave Today prematurely with her "dignity in tact." This comes as a surprise to anyone who saw her dressed as a mermaid astride a giant clamshell on last October's Halloween episode.
- William Shatner Prepares To Die: 'Star Trek' Star Admits He 'Doesn't Have Long To Live'
- Bombshell: 'Devastated' Ariana Madix Believes Tom Sandoval Slept With Raquel Leviss IN THEIR BED At $2.2 Million Village Valley Home
- Chris Brown Questioned By U.K. Police For Alleged Involvement In Club Brawl That Sent Man To The Hospital
• Acid redux: New Jersey janitor claims coworkers conspired to feed him pizza laced with LSD. And your delivery guy won't even get out of the car.