• Parole violation?: Foxy Brown becomes the most recent celebrity ne'er-do-well to conceive get-out-of-jail-free fetus.
• You're next, Dakota Fanning: Hayden Panettiere turns 18 today. Creepy weirdos everywhere rejoice.
• That ship has sailed : Esteemed View alumnus Meredith Vieira may want to leave Today prematurely with her "dignity in tact." This comes as a surprise to anyone who saw her dressed as a mermaid astride a giant clamshell on last October's Halloween episode.
• Acid redux: New Jersey janitor claims coworkers conspired to feed him pizza laced with LSD. And your delivery guy won't even get out of the car.