NOW WITH SKIVVIES Britney • Sorry 'bout my hoo-ha, y'all: Britney Spears, on her own website apologizes for her behavior last week, thanks Victoria Secret for its underwear line.
• Kirk to Youth: Still-alive Kirk Douglas has released a public message to Gen Y imploring them to fix the mess the world is in. He probably just caught an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen.
• <a href="http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur30236.cfm
" target="_blank">On a break from the lam: Wesley Snipes has turned himself in to Florida authorities to face tax evasion charges. After posting a $1 million bond, he thanked fans for support and returned to Namibia, where awaits
adoption his court date.
• <a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=63537
" target="_blank">Sharon Osbourne's moving Christmas gifts: Ozzy's wife ups the ante for sending unique Christmas gifts by sending her enemies a personalized fecal surprise each year.