Flavor of Love and Tyra Guest Toastee's Sex Tape

• Nastier flavor than love: Vivid, with the help of [expletive] broker David Hans Schmitt, plans to release a 40-minute sex tape by VH1 Flavor of Love 2 contestant Jennifer "Toastee" Toof and an unidentified male. Toastee, called a "cute, energetic, and a talented contortionist" by Vivid cochairman Steven Hirsch, was cut from Flavor of Love when it was discovered she appeared in [expletive] films as "Natalia the Scissor Vixen." She's currently on VH1's Charm School and has been a guest on The Tyra Banks Show, according to Vivid. NSFW grab from the video after the jump.

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