Virginia Is Not For Nut Lovers

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

Link to FacebookShare to TwitterShare to Email


There's trouble down in old Virginia: testicle trouble. Seems the growing trend of "truck nuts," those powder-coated, drop-forged aluminum automotive decorations shaped to resemble the human scrotum, has terrified and offended residents of the Old Dominion state. In a bid to save his fellow citizens from the terror of seeing giant metal nads hanging from the rear of other cars, state delegate Lionel Spruill has proposed a bill to ban the balls. But he's not just going for the acorns; Spruill's "car castration bill" would to chop down the whole tree, banning "anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia." No word yet on whether this blow against testicular vehicular freedom stands a chance of shooting through the legislature, but if you want to get your hands on a pair of high-quality cojones before The Man takes them away, this site seems to offer top-notch sets. Sadly, it does not appear that there's a green model for you Prius drivers, but they do have a tuxedo sack "for that black tie affair."

Article continues below advertisement


© Copyright 2022 Radar Media Group LLC. RADAR and RADARONLINE are registered trademarks. All rights reserved. Registration on or use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy and Cookies Policy. People may receive compensation for some links to products and services. Offers may be subject to change without notice.