LITTLE TROUBLE Richie, Leprechaun (inset) Us Weekly: Lakers fans aren't the only ones who don't like Britney. Us has named her worst dressed of the year. This is the place normally reserved for a joke about her exposed private parts. Instead, we'd like to offer a moment of silence.
Life & Style: Everyone's favorite Vicodin-popping wrong-way driver, Nicole Richie, refuses to admit she has a drug problem. Really. She was just trying to save a leprechaun being mugged by a moose on the wrong side of the road. Also, more love and babies for Brangelina.
OK!: Just when Jennifer Aniston started to get down about losing two men in as many years, she remembered that Friends is in syndication, she has a $15 million house, and that everything will be all right.
In Touch: Do Renée Zellweger, Nicole Kidman, and Britney Spears have breast implants?