Felix Dennis Still Loves Racks

LAD LORD Dennis Yesterday, Dennis Publishing pasha Felix Dennis finally owned up to the fact he's unloading the American division of his global laddie empire—everything from Maxim, Stuff, and Blender to his "Maxim Prime" steakhouses. Today, we hear he's not so happy with New York Post media maven Keith Kelly's take on the sale.

"He got it all wrong," Dennis fumed to our source, pointing out that Stuff isn't a "music magazine" as Kelly wrote, nor is Blender a "money bleeder." In fact, he sniped, "It's just raised its rate base to 800,000! If anything's 'money bleeding,' it's the paper Kelly writes for!"

Far from "calling it quits," Dennis told the source he's "definitely returning to the U.S. to do more publishing business." To which he did not add, "Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it!"

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