Celebs Lookin' Fat With Bad Skin? Only If You Think It'll Make Me Feel Better

Ahh, summer is officially here. Time for picnics, lemonade, and boatloads of body issues brought to you by your weekly warriors. The only question is: Do you want to feel smug and superior (S&S) when reading your glossy, or do you want pics that inspire you to put a plastic surgeon on speed dial?

In the smug and superior "I look better than this" column, Star runs a Stars Without Make-up cover, boasting "28 pages of new photos" of celebs in all their zitty, wrinkly, unflattering-lighted glory. Earth shattering news: older (this being "Hollywood"-older not reality-older) ladies like Felicity Huffman, 45, Julia Roberts, 40, and Kim Cattrall, 51, tend to look, well, older without make-up, while younger starlets like Kelly Clarkson, 26, and Mischa Barton, 22, appear puffy. Another shocker: supermodels like Bar Refaeli, 23 and Kate Moss, 34, look good with or without make-up, with or without clothes. That's because they're aliens sent down from a planet populated by the makers of Botox.