Full House Farce
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
ALL GROWED UP Tanner and his girls Anytime Bob Saget, the Olsen Twins, a handful of comics, a sitcom actor with two DWIs, the world's foremost purveyor of soft-core porn, and busty female penguins dressed in dominatrix garb show up at the same party, there's a decent chance it might be amusing. Such was the case at Meatpacking District enclave Tenjune last night, where the B-list All-Star cast convened to honor Farce of the Penguins, a ... well, here's how 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan put it:
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"Basically, it's a penguin love story, except with cussin' and fuckin' and all that type of shit." Morgan was making a pit stop at the party with his wife before taking her to a spa for "midnight massages" (it was her birthday). "My character is like a player, a pimp. But he falls in love," he said.
But aren't penguins famous for being monogamous?
"Not these penguins. There's mad fuckin'."