False advertising: In a bizarro new ad launched last night, John McCain offered his congratulations to Barack Obama, saying "Tomorrow, we'll be back at it. But tonight senator, job well done."
• Insecure: Sources say MSNBC ego Keith Olbermann is threatening to quit if the network doesn't provide him with more security for the upcoming Republican National Convention.
• Day in court: At the Hague court today, former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic will be asked to enter his plea to charges of genocide and charges against humanity.
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