Everyone And Everything But Angelina Jolie Giving Birth

As far as we, or most anyone else, know Angelina Jolie's babies remained defiantly in her belly at the end of this holiday weekend. But both a supposedly 70-year-old woman and a Chinese panda that survived the earthquake both managed to pop out their own sets of twins. Oh yeah, and that man even delivered a baby of his very own!

So what gives, Ange? An Indian woman claiming to be 70 years old gives birth to a boy and a girl via Caesarian section, and you keep us waiting? The woman underwent IVF in hopes of producing a male heir, but you get what God's drugs offer.