Zach Braff and Keri Russell Have Mythological Sex
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
MAKING A SPLASH Braff, Russell (inset)
Ever wanted to know what it would be like if Zach Braff had sex with the mermaid version of Felicity while a minotaur watched? Tune into Scrubs tonight on NBC!
Braff: "There's a fantasy coming up where Keri Russell is a mermaid, and I'm trying to hit on her—and I don't even know how I can say this—but that Keri Russell's a mermaid, I want to have sex with her, but I don't know how to go about doing it. And Donald Faison ('Turk') walks in as a minotaur, a mythological beast, and starts giving me advice about how to have intercourse with another mythological beast. And I don't really smoke marijuana, but I think if I did, that might be fun to watch!"
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