Even Pete Thinks Kate Resembles a 12-year-old Asian

NOT MUCH BEHIND THE SHADES Kate

Kate Moss has told a British newspaper that Pete Doherty has trouble identifying her in magazines.

"It's like a joke now," Moss says. "Yesterday, in the pub, we were going through a Sunday magazine and playing a game of, 'Ooh, that's me! And that's me again!' Because Pete will go, 'Is that you?' about any model in a magazine. And I'm like, 'No, she's Chinese.' 'Is that you?' 'No. She's 12.' It's quite funny." Any wonder her PR-savvy agents have kept her muzzle on for so long?

If you can look at Kate Moss without thinking of her grating Croydon accent and circuitous ramblings, then her management rightfully deserves their pretty little bonuses. For over a decade, it's been a fashion industry given that Kate doesn't, under any circumstances, do interviews.