Bill Clinton As Upset About Lousy Broadband As The Rest Of Us

BILLS, BILLS, BILLS Clinton, Murray (inset) (Photo: Getty Images) Esquire may be making headlines for the luminescent E-ink cover on its "75 Most Influential People of the 21st Century" issue, but at the magazine's 75th anniversary party at midtown's Gotham Hall in Manhattan last night, the issue's glowing lid paled beside the night's other attraction: former President Bill Clinton, holding court from the uppermost balcony.

"I'm half expecting Batman to suddenly appear," joked the former president to a crowd teeming with celebrities and other important types, before launching headlong into a discussion of the problems facing America as he sees them: