KNACKERED Kate and Pete • It's sort of like a honeymoon: Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have allegedly checked into rehab. Together. Well, they were both really run-down.
• Better living through science: Anne Heche says she dropped her husband because of "chemistry." At least this most recent scientific discovery hasn't resulted in her wandering the desert looking confused and insane.
• Who are we to argue?: New tipsy bad-girl-on-
the-scene Hilary Duff insists it's all right for her male "sister" to accompany her to the ladies room because he has a vagina, okay?
• Take the money and run: K-Fed has reportedly turned down a $25 million settlement offer from Brit's camp. His dignity is worth a lot more than that.