Only the Magic of Lez Nuptials Can Destroy the Insipid Mayer-Aniston Story

Sigh ... Jennifer Aniston's break-up with sappy singer John Mayer continues to hog cover space this week. But after John's public rant against the weeklies, and because we think it's all pretty gross, we're imposing a moratorium on those two for the time being.

Instead, let's celebrate lady lovers Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres, who tied the knot last Saturday in matching cream and plush Zac Posen duds and gave all the pretty pics and shiny quotes to People magazine. We can't help but be charmed by these crazy kids (though at the half-century mark calling Ms. DeGeneres a kid might be pushing it, and at 35 Portia ain't no spring femme herself), who got engaged last May before the ink was even dry on the California Supreme Court's decision that a previous ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional.