SMOOCHIN' THE KU'CH Mr. and Mrs. Kucinich
While Americans have all but grown accustomed to Dennis Kucinich's flame-haired Brit-wife, Elizabeth, the English have launched a new round of discovery when it comes to the hippie-fied Essex girl. The London <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article1813550.ece
" target="_blank">Times points out that the sappy vegan power couple was destined to be together—she did grow up, after all, in place called Dennis's Cottage that happens to located right on Dennis's Lane! And, for his part, Dennis was "mesmerized" by Elizabeth's Kama Sutra-quoting e-mail ("Knowing love, I shall allow all things to come and go, to be as supple as the wind, and take everything that comes with great courage. My heart is as open as the sky").
Though a Kucinich presidency is far-fetched, Elizabeth would run a classy operation—her model would be Princess Diana ... but with a piercing. "It was in India that she encountered somebody with a tongue stud and later had her own implanted," the Times writes, "a bar with two delicate balls on either side."
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