Gays Want To Make Babies With Elijah Wood
Last night, actor Elijah Wood and model Riley Keough hosted the Art of Elysium benefit party at the Milk Gallery in New York City, inviting celebrities such as supermodel Agyness Deyn and interior-design Queer Eye guy Thom Filicia. Now, we know what you're asking yourself: Why is Frodo Baggins co-hosting an art party where "movers and shakers of the Art World mix with Celebrities and Fashionistas"? Us, too. First we asked the girls selling the art, and all they could say was that they believed him to be "very involved." Then we asked Mr. Wood himself, who, in his almost-endearing faux-British accent, gave this downright reasonable answer: "They do these artist workshops at children's hospitals, and I went to one of them." Oh, charity!
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But how well did Elijah hobnob with the celeb-studded art world, beyond all the posing and picture-taking? What we really wanted to know was just how many members of the well-heeled gallery set would actually sleep with him. So we took a survey: