Anywhere I Lay My Ed
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
HOUSE OF ED Ed McMahon's House (For Now) • Home Search: Ed McMahon blames his foreclosure woes on the "foundering economy, health problems and poor planning." (Not mentioned: all the glug-glug.) RadarOnline.com took a tour of the McMahon McMansion on Wednesday.
• The New Feminine Mystique: Feminine product aisle inspires best selling German book, Wetlands. Tampons never looked so sexy!
• Carbon Congress: Congress was not able to pass the global warming bill that would have put caps on carbon emissions due to a Republican filibuster. (A filibuster is defined as "the mass murdering of baby polar bears.")
• Drive Under One God: South Carolinians can now spread the Lord's message via their cross-emblazoned license plates.
• Regal Eagle: Scientists have finally made some progress in bald eagle beak replacement technology ... about time, right?
• There is no "I" in Intel: The juggernaut that is Intel has not been sharing its toys and is now being put in "time out" by the federal government.
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