Dwarf: Lohan, Richie, Eat Your Heart Out

ROLOFF THE WAGON Matthew

&bull Little person, big problem: Proving that driving drunk isn't just for the average sized, dwarf Matthew Roloff of Little People, Big World is found to have a DUI on his record.

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target="_blank">Lost in translation: Legendary Italian filmmaker Michelangelo Antonioni dies at 94, upping the number of celebrated European directors dead this week to two.

&bull Victory in Iraq?: In the final match of the Asian Cup, Iraq's national soccer team defeats Saudi Arabia. Bush briefly considers military response.

• Cheney on Larry King: If you loved the way King handled Paris Hilton, you'll flip when he grills Dick on his constitutional interpretations!