Dr. Bailey Pages Isaiah Washington in Rehab

THANKS FOR NOTHIN' Wilson, Washington (inset) • Nothing new: The robust Chandra Wilson, accepting the award for best actress in a drama at last night's SAG awards, kept alive the Isaiah Washington homophobic slur controversy by thanking her 10 castmates seated in the audience, plus "the other one in rehab."

• Surging against the surge: Around 100,000 protesters convened on Washington Saturday to raise hell and worship at the altar of Jane Fonda and "enemy of the state" Sean Penn.

• Leavin' Lieberman?: Joe Lieberman told a receptive Fox News that he just might vote Republican in 2008. He further revealed that he just might breath and eat, too.

• Florida's follies: Let's say you need a gun but you've inconveniently been convicted of a felony. Get yourself to sunny Florida—they're handing 'em out like oranges.