Trump Not Yet Branding Condoms

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At the Maxim-sponsored party for the launch of his Trump Vodka at Manhattan club Home on Wednesday evening, Radar overheard a partygoer inquiring of an executive for the company behind the billionaire-branded spirit: "What's Trump's next move?"

"Trump Condoms," the executive said. "Condoms?" the party patron asked. "Sure. Fuck the world with Trump!" the big wig exclaimed. But what sounded like a potential tagline for a new product might have just been the result of the free-flowing booze. A representative for Trump says there are no plans for a line of Donald rubbers. (He is, however launching a line of furniture with Macy's, the rep said.)

At last night's launch, the O'Jay's "Money, Money, Money" thumped from the speakers as Trump strutted into the soiree, looking obviously pleased with the crowd that had gathered in his honor. Heeding the sage advice of gangster rappers N.W.A, the Donald himself did not get high on his own supply—his brother Fred died of alcoholism in 1981, and Trump doesn't drink due to his own bouts with the sauce. As the mogul approached his reserved seat in a corner booth, a partygoer remarked, "If you look quick, every single man in there looks just like Donald."