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• Bio-Diesel: Gore-friendly clothing company Diesel
has released a new tongue-in-cheek line of ads dubbed "Global Warming Ready" that depict the benefits of the environmental disaster—hey, more beaches!
• Thrive via satellite: XM and Sirius Satellite Radio companies are expected to announce a $13 billion merger, a move that would finally put a new supercompany in competition to suck as bad as terrestrial radio conglomerates.
• City of Brotherly Love: The hot-dog vending brother of the Philadelphia mayor (who says he's going to run to succeed his term-limited brother) has been arrested on outstanding traffic warrants worth $3,250—considerably less than the $2 million in shady Philly airport consulting fees he failed to report on his taxes.