Details Finally Pens Ultimate Gay Trend Story
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
It's the most perfect iteration yet of the thousands of Details gay trend stories. Here are four men who thought they were gay, or accidentally became gay, or were gay in practice, and now no longer are these days! One of them is putting on a show about it! (On a stage!) It is the greatest 1000-word trend piece of our time, massaged into the accepted, tiresome shape, with an expert quote from an expert who has never even heard of such a thing. It's really a work of great glossy beauty. It's a thing conveyed in words where the words almost stop meaning things entirely as they stop conveying and it's just almost an idea.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
DAILY. BREAKING. CELEBRITY NEWS. ALL FREE.