IMPEACHY KEEN Kucinich (Photo: Getty Images) • Still fightin': Dennis Kucinich introduced a resolution to impeach President Bush Monday. Denny, whose resolution to impeach Dick Cheney was killed last year, told the House that the president violated his oath of office by deceiving the nation on the Iraq war. Some members of Congress just too busy noodlin' to care.
• Flowers power: Alleged Bill Clinton paramours Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones are selling short video segments where they talk about Bill and Hillary and share all the horny details. They'll sell for $1.99, not on iTunes but on the new i-am-a-publicity-whore-Tunes.
SURE, THERE'S MORE: Attack of the killer tomatoes; ganging up on kiddie porn; and not again!