Dennis Kucinich Drops Bid for President
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
DON'T GO CHANGIN' Dennis (Photo: Getty Images) • Bad news y'all: Dennis Kucinich is dropping out of the White House hunt. In an interview earlier today with the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Li'l D announced that he's "transitioning out of the Democratic presidential primary race" tomorrow to focus on a "new direction." He then reportedly walked out of the Plain Dealer offices singing this sad song.
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