Dell Wants To Make Nothing
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Here's one way to cut costs—sell all your factories, like Dell wants to. Then, what, you don't have any employees and you subcontract all production and ta-da, your company looks healthy. Isn't it great to live in an age where getting rid of human costs is the number one thing that makes Wall Street happy?
• Hey, in case you forgot? Yesterday SUCKED on Wall Street. You should be nervous today! Have a good time!