Warning Signs in the D.C. Madam Suicide
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
HINDSIGHT Palfrey (inset) (Photo: Getty Images) • Suicidal tendencies: Back in 1992, DC Madam Deborah Palfrey begged a judge not to send her to prison, saying that she was "not prison material" and would consider suicide a "viable option."
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