Debate! Debate! Debate! Yes!
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
THE MCCAIN TEAM CAN LIE INTO THE FUTURE Ad Good news for whichever gay men are decorating the auditorium for tonight's Presidential debate at Ole Miss—Jeebus, lay off the patriotic bunting already, TACKY! Anyway, the debate is on and Barack Obama had a good morning workout in D.C. and John McCain will get in some power naps. Because he is really sleepy probably since he never suspended his campaign and sat in a bunch of boring meetings in D.C. saying nothing. Seriously this is going to be a freakshow tonight. Here is the New York Times on what to expect: "Mr. McCain, 72, will try to avoid looking and sounding too old; Mr. Obama, 47, will try to avoid looking and sounding too young." Um, thank you for that excellent analysis. We expect blood!
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