Gov. Paterson: Okay, Yeah, I Fucked Around Too

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO JOKE WE COULD MAKE HERE THAT WOULD NOT BE SOMEHOW OFFENSIVE Patersons "Fuck you, Jersey, we're not ceding the sleaze level to anyone!" That's the message newly sworn-in New York Governor David Paterson is sending to the state across the river through the New York Daily News (which, for today at least, OWNS the New York Post):

The thunderous applause was still ringing in his ears when the state's new governor, David Paterson, told the Daily News that he and his wife had extramarital affairs.

In a stunning revelation, both Paterson, 53, and his wife, Michelle, 46, acknowledged in a joint interview they each had intimate relationships with others during a rocky period in their marriage several years ago.