Beckham's New Package

HEADLESS HORSEMAN Beckham • Panty party: On Wednesday night, David Beckham gave a sneak peek of his latest ad campaign for Emporio Armani undies.

• Fix 'er uppers: Both Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are rumored to have had cosmetic surgery following the release of the Sex and the City flick. Nixon is said to have had a breast augmentation, Davis some varicose veins removed. You know, for next time.

• Finders keepers: Once again, the U.S. military isn't sure where it left a bunch of nuclear stuff.

MAKIN' YOU CLICK!: Vagina cam; not your momma's pot; and Phil Specter doing more stuff only Phil Spector can get away with!