BUNNY MATERIAL? Montag
• The Hills are alive: Heidi Montag may be headed for Playboy after allegedly getting breast enlargement surgery.
• Kidney punchline: The "dying" woman offering a kidney to one of three contestants on a Dutch reality show turns out to be an actress, and the show is a hoax meant to put pressure on the government to reform donor laws. The contestants, who still actually need kidneys, were in on the hoax.