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Dolce Vs. Gabbana in Fashion Shootout

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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FASHION INSIDE 'ER Dolce

For nearly two decades, Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have reigned at the crocodile-heeled heights of fashion excess. But when the designers split romantically in 2005, ending 19 years of accessory-themed pillow talk, some fashionistas predicted the end of an era. Ultimately the boys proved that business is business and that bustiers must get made—thank Christ.

This month, to prove all's fair in love and fashion, the duo turned up in February's W, shot by legendary lensman Steven Klein (who can forget his pantless Brad Pitt pleasuring himself against a bearskin rug?), and this spread doesn't disappoint. Half-clothed robots? Check. Random priest? Check.

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But don't you wish you could have eavesdropped on the unavoidable onset dramatics? As a service to our stylistically challenged readers, Radar provides the missing captions to help you figure out who came out on top in Le Divorce (after the jump).

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