Crasher: 'I'm With Andre'

TALLEY WHACKER Andre(Photo: Getty Images)

Here's how not to attempt to crash a fashion show: One frock groupie, hoping to score a view of the action in the Bryant Park Tents on Wednesday, marched up to an IMG flack at the tent's main information booth demanding access to Vogue Editor at Large Andre Leon Talley. "I need to talk to an editor at Vogue about getting invited to fashion shows," the would-be front row-er pleaded, having somehow made it past the first security checkpoint outside. "Andre Leon Talley has my tickets," she explained, after the Fashion Week rep seemed unimpressed with her plea. Her final rally, "I lost his cell number," didn't work either.