Courtney Love's New Year's Resolutions
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Courtney's to-not-do list: Love, in a memo to self, does not want to get any more surgery unless absolutely necessary. She also does not want to party with 19 year olds. Those little cockblockers.
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