I AM LEGEND Corey
Heroic Australian party boy Corey Worthington is officially an intercontinental phenomenon. The day after the hard-partying 16-year-old was unfairly accosted by a judgmental newscaster trying to guilt him into taking responsibility for a totally rad kegger gone haywire (or AWESOME), bands of supporters are taking to the Internet to implore that Corey keep rockin' those yellow shades and just live, baby, live.
Already, a website, I Love Corey Worthington, has been erected as the one-stop portal for all your Corey needs. "I'm just offended that buzz-killing authoritarian figures call him the 'dumbest,'" writes the site's editor. "Most teenagers who get caught at parties get a mark on their permenant sic record. Corey is getting famous, bitches! That sounds pretty smart to me!"