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Corey Worthington, Legend

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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Throw another car on the barby, mate: Australia's premier party dude, Corey Worthington, 16, gets hassled by a right bitchy newscaster after he's busted throwing a rager of Dionysian (or at least Watts Riots) proportions while his parents are on vacation. Cars were destroyed, and the cops dispatched. Total damage: $20K. Newscaster: "Why don't you take your glasses off and apologize?" Corey, shirtless, nipple-pierced: "Mmmm, nah. Nah. I'll leave these on. I like them." Us, too!

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