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Jonah Goldberg Gets a Bad Rap

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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CONSERVATIVE RAP, 'CRAP' FOR SHORT Goldberg Conservative writer Jonah Goldberg is reviled and ridiculed by many on the political left. His method for dealing with it: remain aloof while subliminally tasking a buck-wild blogger with defending his honor through a really bad rap song. At least that's what Captain Trollypants is claiming.

The blogger advises Jonah-haters like Atrios, Ezra Klein, Matt Yglesias and "other slappers like Jon Stewart" that he is about to "battle rap your ass like it has never been battle rapped before." And with dope lyrics like, me and jonah g, together like cheetos and the chedditor, what, you thought I was gonna say editors? he succeeds quite convincingly in crafting the most compelling (and only) rap song dedicated to defending a neocon pundit.

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