Jonah Goldberg Gets a Bad Rap
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
CONSERVATIVE RAP, 'CRAP' FOR SHORT Goldberg Conservative writer Jonah Goldberg is reviled and ridiculed by many on the political left. His method for dealing with it: remain aloof while subliminally tasking a buck-wild blogger with defending his honor through a really bad rap song. At least that's what Captain Trollypants is claiming.
The blogger advises Jonah-haters like Atrios, Ezra Klein, Matt Yglesias and "other slappers like Jon Stewart" that he is about to "battle rap your [expletive] like it has never been battle rapped before." And with dope lyrics like, me and jonah g, together like cheetos and the chedditor, what, you thought I was gonna say editors? he succeeds quite convincingly in crafting the most compelling (and only) rap song dedicated to defending a neocon pundit.



