Today in the first world and the third and definitely between the two:
• WHY IS GOD ABOUT TO DESTROY HOUSTON? Why have you angered him?????
• Meanwhile! This is how you don't pick up models.
• Everything's all better in Zimbabwe, now that the president of South Africa has worked out a power-sharing deal between the dual heads of government, at least one of whom is crazy! (You can read more about the fiscal crisis of Zimbabwe here!
• Now all your Columbia are belong to all candidates! And USHER IS THERE!
• Do not ask strangers on the Internet for help.
• And, in closing? "Sarah Palin is future shock personified."