Mystery solved: The man behind the "Hillary 1984" ad comes clean, and guess what? He's got ties to Barack.
• Drunk as a fox: Fiddy's ex old lady Vivica A. Fox gets popped for DUI.
• Keeping sexy down: Tennessee legislators balked at a resolution proposed by one state senator to honor the Timbersnake "for his highly successful music career and for his meritorious service to the State of Tennessee."
• Oh, deer: Twenty-year-old James Hathaway receives probation for having sex with a dead deer. Last time, it was a dead horse.