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Chris Rock Testifies in Pellicano Trial, Nothing Happens on Anyone's Ass

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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BLACK PEOPLE TESTIFY LIKE THIS ... Great, Chris. Give racists the perfect leaving-the-courtroom pose, why dontcha? (Photo: Getty Images) • Rock solid testimony: In the Anthony Pellicano trial, Chris Rock denies knowledge of anything illegal, but cops to hiring the accused wiretapper and PI to the stars to dig up dirt on a one night stand, or as he put it, "Someone who ... claims to be pregnant with my child and requested large sums of money." As everyone now knows by now, Rock "came on her ass."

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