Rock Gets Raw in Secret Pellicano Tape

Hey, look! It's Chris Rock talking about his climax style with the jump-off that later tried to accuse him of rape! "I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass," Rock says of Monica Zsibrita in a taped phone call with former P.I. Anthony Pellicano, who's representing himself in his wiretapping trial in L.A. The one-night fling allegedly kept a tissue in her freezer with Rock's semen in it. Right next to the Chunky Monkey, no doubt. Rock was cleared of the rape accusation, but during the phone call, he's pretty sure he's fucked.

"I'm fucked," he says. "I'm better getting caught with needles in my arm. Way better. Needles, with pictures, there's Chris Rock shooting heroin! Much better blow to the career."

Not since playing pipe sucking basehead Pookie has Rock turned in such an emotionally raw performance. Propers to Pellicano, too, who dubs Rock his "brother," "buddy," "babe," and, weirdly, "honey." HuffPo