Gadfly: A bug appears to be as mesmerized as Iowa debate audiences by Sen. Chris Dodd's silvery pompadour and lights on his head.
• Acting Senator: Previously best known for being that creepy looking dude who Dick Cheney told to "fuck off," Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy attempts to become that creepy looking dude who Dick Cheney told to "fuck off" and was in Batman.
• Hair it is!: A wigless Britney shows off her natural locks for the first time since she sheared her own.
• Home again: Britain's favorite ne'er-do-well Pete Doherty may face significant jail time after his latest arrest for drug possession.