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• Guy eats 182 wings, becomes hero: Joey Chestnut won his second consecutive "Wing Bowl" by downing 182 wings in Philly's Wachovia Center. His reward: a rubber chicken-bone crown and the affections of the sultry "Wingettes."
• Get thee to rehab!: Presidential hopeful Sen. Joe Biden is seeking the pardon of African-American leaders and Jon Stewart for his racially insensitive remarks concerning fellow hopeful and "clean" guy Sen. Barack Obama.
• If I keep it: A federal judge claimed "no jurisdiction" in the dispute between Fred Goldman and O.J. Simpson over Simpson's $1 million advance on If I Did It, meaning O.J. gets to keep the cash for now.
• Hollywood meatstick protests pet store: Micky Rourke is walking back and forth outside of Hot Dog Puppies, a Miami
Beach pet store that allegedly sold him a sick dog. We assume he's protesting, anyway.
UPDATE: An earlier version of this post misidentified Wing Bowl champion Joey Chestnut. RadarOnline.com regrets the error and wishes Chestnut would wear a shirt with his name on it or something to make it easier on us.