OUTGOING MESSAGE George (Photo: Getty Images) • Lame duckery: President Bush's approval ratings reach a new low, with a slim 18 percent of Americans approving his on-the-job performance. Everyone else thinks the economy's in the tank and we're screwed.
• Medical miracle: Italian scientists use ultrasound to find the mysterious female G spot. Disbelieving men everywhere demand further research.
• Team players: Thirty-eight Duke Lacrosse players who were not charged in the infamous rape case file suit against the school and the city for violation of privacy, emotional distress, and a bunch of other stuff contained in a 100-page lawsuit.
• Working it: Patrick van der Eeem, friend and videographer to Joran van der Sloot, is trying to get a book deal out of his bizarro relationship with Natalee Holloway's suspected killer.