PAYBACK'S A BITCH Bush Is President George Bush an ass man? So claims veteran Israeli reporter Uri Dan in his last book, Ariel Sharon: An Intimate Portrait, published a few months before Dan died in December of 2006. In addition to claiming that Israeli espionage agency the Mossad tried and failed to assassinate Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat in 1982, Dan mentions the rather peculiar brand of punishment Bush has in store for Osama bin Laden, were he ever to capture the Al-Qaeda frontman. "I will screw him in the ass!" Bush reportedly told Sharon. Presumably, the presidential maneuver would not include a reach-around.