WHAT NOT TO WEAR Montag (Photo: Getty Images) • Double launch: Never one to stay out of the spotlight, Hills girl Heidi Montag is launching her own clothing line, just like ex-friend Lauren Conrad did last fall. The name of her fashion line in waiting? Heidi Wood. The joke is so obvious, it seems cheap to make it.
• Pissing it away: An AP investigation finds all kinds of exciting pharmaceuticals (mood stabilizers! sex hormones! anti-convulsants!) in the drinking water of more than 41 million Americans.
WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Tyra's pigsty; Tucker out at MSNBC?; and Hollywood baby watch