Bush in Iran? Too Many Funny Names

RSVPING 'NO' Bush, Ahmadinejad (Photo: Getty Images)

• No thanks: An Iranian university has invited President Bush to speak on campus about issues such as the Holocaust, human rights, and U.S. foreign policy. Ha! He can barely speak about that here!

• Mayor's favorite reporter canned: The Telemundo reporter who had an affair with L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is fired after failing to show up to her reassignment post in Riverside, California, after two months of suspension.

• Rich little radical: Ron Paul's third-quarter fund-raising report will exceed the $2.4 million he brought in during the previous quarter, and includes a $1.2 million charge from the last week of the period.