Bush Administration Stoked About McCain's Forthcoming Reality TV Presidency

'I REFER THE HONORABLE GENTLEMAN TO THE REPLY I GAVE SOME MOMENTS AGO... YOU THICKHEADED FUCKWIT.' Imagining McCain PMQ's (Photo: Getty Images) Yesterday in the Jeff Gannon Memorial White House Press Briefing Room, current spokesbot Dana Perino conceded that the press needs to be provided with more reality-show entertainment posing as politics. So they are thrilled that the next president, John McCain, may bring over the practice of "question time" from the UK (and Australia, Japan, Canada, et al). In the UK, the prime minister spends half an hour, once a week, before Parliament. But we can make it better! Just as we took the substandard Pop Idol from the U.K. and made it into the far more awesome American Idol, we can add an element of Thunderdome to this baby.