Dudes Don't Go to Zoos Sober
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
VINDICATED Tatiana • Maul rats: One of the survivors of the SF Zoo tiger attacks admits that he drunkenly taunted Tatiana, standing atop a railing and yelling and waving at the Siberian tiger. All three victims of the attack took vodka shots and smoked pot before heading off to the spend Christmas at the zoo. Oh, the wild, hazy days of youth.
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